Dogs, Cats and Money: Snitches get snitches

Snitches get snitches

By komp6390 - 28/02/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, my roommate and I got charged $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a noisy dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. FML

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By cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 2 359

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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You deserved it 6 177

By SeeMeInTheDark - 07/12/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

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Summer vibes

By milksquad - 17/07/2017 14:11

Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML

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By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 31/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML

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Reported!

By suspicious - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

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You deserved it 3 040

By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Insane rules

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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You deserved it 111

suppressed08 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 20:02

YDI, but I'd hold a grudge against your roommate and the people downstairs.

24788 6

Sunday 28 February 2010 20:16

make the people who own the cat pay.

Comments

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 1 September 2010 0:01

Grammer Nazi? Seriously? That's so freaking disrespectful.

Frenchtony 17

Monday 7 February 2011 11:29

Guestapo -_-"

cookies61889 15

Thursday 17 February 2011 12:31

ydi 100%

MrMustangg 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:37

you made yourself an accessory ydi

monkiki62 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 21:43

Dogs are not better all animals are great. Also ydi because your roomate is a lame ass tattletale. How stupid can you get.

In_some_bullshit 13

Tuesday 22 January 2013 14:57

Roommate and I**

bronzewolf2 7

Saturday 30 November 2013 1:01

no snitching sorry op

Nyx7 24

Wednesday 10 September 2014 11:23

Fyl because your roommate is an idiot, but ydi for the situation itself

Karlsmarx2 9

Sunday 5 July 2015 11:49

You're an idiot you could've told them to put then in a kennel

Hatredslie 2

Thursday 22 October 2015 21:34

well don't be a snitch that's all I can say

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