Love, Kids and Relatable: Relationship goals

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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You deserved it 297

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 204

You deserved it 148

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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You deserved it 6 714

Tetchy

By Brokendishes - 21/08/2022 18:00

Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML

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You deserved it 141

Go long

By Ungrateful - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 559

You deserved it 119

By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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You deserved it 9 693

Damned if you do…

By Anonymous - 25/03/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 913

You deserved it 105

Skiver

By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 435

You deserved it 127

Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 229

You deserved it 199

By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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You deserved it 6 504

Crockery story

By WasteOfOxygen08 - 23/06/2019 04:34

Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

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You deserved it 451

Sdog 6

Wednesday 12 April 2023 4:19

He sounds like one of those guys who says he’s an alpha, but in reality is extremely insecure. This is emotional abuse and you should leave him.

mccuish 25

Wednesday 12 April 2023 7:52

Sounds like a 🚩🚩🚩

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 12 April 2023 3:00

But I'll bet he also told you to keep your phone on you so he can reach you at will. You didn't do it, right? Or... I'm telling you to tell him to **** off! Do as you're told.

Sdog 6

Wednesday 12 April 2023 4:19

He sounds like one of those guys who says he’s an alpha, but in reality is extremely insecure. This is emotional abuse and you should leave him.

lexxiasaurus 27

Friday 14 April 2023 6:57

any guy who says he's an Alpha, is a beta - Iliza Shleshinger

mccuish 25

Wednesday 12 April 2023 7:52

Sounds like a 🚩🚩🚩

Lillanthae34 7

Wednesday 12 April 2023 18:42

I’ve been there. RUN! It will only get worse. I’ve been yelled at for a computer breaking. (Hadn’t even been in the room for months) a speeding ticket (I was at home on the other side of town) Leave NOW

Lillanthae34 7

Wednesday 12 April 2023 18:43

Lillanthae34 7

Wednesday 12 April 2023 18:45

Hangryko 29

Wednesday 12 April 2023 23:53

JC, divorce him. He sounds like absolute garbage. He's more garbage than the garbage he ordered you to throw out.

lexxiasaurus 27

Friday 14 April 2023 6:59

exactly cause that's about 250 pounds of trash to be thrown out instead lol

Jessica Carey 11

Thursday 13 April 2023 1:55

your life sucks but YDI because you choose to remain there.

geckohead 12

Thursday 13 April 2023 4:11

Having put up with that garbage for more years than I care to remember, my best advise, girl, is to get the heck out. No matter how. Get out now. You can co parent just fine but that rotten terrible person needs out of your life. It gets SO much better.