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By Jess - 10/02/2018 11:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of six years with another girl. He tried to apologize, stating that it was because I "look too much like a man". FML

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Allie614032 34

Saturday 10 February 2018 22:26

"I guess that's why we were compatible, because you're obviously a ******* pussy."

ArtLover 13

Saturday 10 February 2018 19:18

Too bad he wasn't enough of a man to look past that.

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MitiMiki 16

Tuesday 13 February 2018 21:36

You mean "ex-boyfriend", right? Sorry, but at least you didn't waste a lifetime on the cheater.

unintended_consequence 5

Wednesday 14 February 2018 19:57

but in his defense, did you clearly state what gender you chose?

Mechakitty 13

Saturday 10 March 2018 10:40

this sounds like the first episode of "The IT Crowd" season 2

Hoolai 5

Sunday 22 April 2018 2:02

Uhmm.. D:

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