Today, my girlfriend and I were really in the mood and were about... - FML

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By Odannyboy - 02/04/2018 07:17

Today, my girlfriend and I were really in the mood and were about to try some very kinky sex for the first time. After a lot of sexy foreplay, her brother (also her roommate) opens the door and asks if she can eat her sandwich. We were both naked and she was blindfolded and tied up. FML

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Wednesday 4 April 2018 10:45

YDI for having sex while there are other people in the house and yet not locking the door...

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user53658 15

Wednesday 4 April 2018 10:45

YDI for having sex while there are other people in the house and yet not locking the door...

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