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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By gvmfvr - 08/05/2014 20:48 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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Sunday 29 March 2009 10:02

even if it was a mouse.. why the fork would you step on it?

c0w 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:06

As mentioned above, why would anyone step on a mouse? Even more important, why are YOU cleaning it up? Someone here needs to take responsibility for their stupid actions.

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fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:45

hahaha by another one before you sister finds out!!

suppman 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:47

that's horrible :(

solaris1302 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:00

... as has already been said, your boyfriend is an idiot. how the hell did he think it was a mouse? no mouse would be slow enough and out in the open long enough to be stepped on unless it was extremely ill/dying.

TheNameless_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:05

I almost just spit my coffee all over my monitor laughing. But really, that's not funny, it's awful! Why the hell would he stomp on it?! 'The **** is wrong with him?! Good luck explaining that one.

planetearth 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:16

Um your boyfriend is probably going to become a serial killer in the future. Even if he thought it was a mouse, WHO STOMPS ON MICE?!?!?!? Two suggestions: (1) Just buy a new hamster that looks the same, shouldn't be hard at all. (2) DUMP your creepy ass boyfriend!

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:27

Guys, stop blasting on her boyfriend. He is probably scared of mice and when he saw one run at him or near him, he did what he thought he had to, to protect himself. Though, he should be the one cleaning it up. Ugh, hamster guts..

fantome_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:31

Just buy a new one, Kindergartens are stupid they won't know the difference then you and your boyfriend won't have like 20 five year olds thinking you're hamster killing monsters, you'd probably be made to buy a new pet regardless of if you tell them or not since you're boyfriend brutally murdered the first one. A secondly, Hamsters don't really look like mice so your boyfriend is a moron

PsychoX 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:32

Why does everyone hate 11? Unless my sarcasm meter is WAY off, the whole "woman's work" was SARCASM. retards. As to small rodents... if anything comes into my house uninvited Very Bad Things will happen to it. Here, I sympathize with 11. At least he didn't chop it in half with a meat cleaver or something, it could have been worse. But seriously, mice and hamsters ARE different. Slap him with its carcass while he is sleeping if you haven't thrown it out yet, maybe that'll get the point across. And buy a new hamster and if anyone says anything, say it got into your your paint closet.