Landlords, Insects, Capitalism and Scary: Social parasites

Social parasites

By wasp infestation - 03/10/2016 04:54 - United States - Aurora

Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML

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By UniverseHatesMe - 26/05/2016 10:04 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, my neighbor kindly set off a bed bug fogger rather than getting an exterminator, which we'd even offered to help him pay for. We have baseboard heating in our condo building. Guess where the parasites crawled to now. FML

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By OhWait - 23/10/2015 00:18 - United States - Schenectady

Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML

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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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Collect the set

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 12:00

Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 29/06/2016 03:11 - United States - Charlton

Today, for the third day in a row, I have been volunteered to kill and dispose of the bugs entering my apartment. I live with two "manly" men who can't use a flyswatter. FML

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Buggin' out

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 14:00

Today, my husband warned me we had a yellowjacket swarm move into our basement. He wasn't kidding. I'm phobic after I was swarmed as a kid, I'm watching our bug zapper literally smoke with how many it's killing, and my can of wasp spray seems woefully insufficient. They can have the house! FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 09:18 - Greece

Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 23:02 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I woke up to the inside of my house covered in bees. Hundreds of them. I have been complaining about a bee problem to the HOA for two weeks, and their response has been, “The hive was taken care of." Well, a few hundred bees inside and a few thousand on my outside wall beg to disagree. FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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TheHcwalker 20

Monday 3 October 2016 13:15

Maybe sit down with all the wasps and find the source of their anger, maybe their parents weren't there for them, maybe they were bullied in wasp school, a conversation is all you need so nobody else has to get hurt.

TXfmylifer 10

Monday 3 October 2016 12:06

Does your contract cover pest control, or is there a state requirement for landlords to provide it for certain murderous pests? If so you might have a case to bring it up or allow you to break your lease and move somewhere else.

Comments

MrsPanda 14

Monday 3 October 2016 23:50

Become a super awesome ninja wasp trainer and get them to make you tea and stuff.

kokeman1987 2

Monday 3 October 2016 23:54

in Colorado this is group ds for suit against the landlord and they can not kick you out for filing suit. this is serious I would immediately inform him if he doesn't get the home fumigated you will be filing against him. this is a health hazard and to be taken very serious. at least some people recognize that and don't make fun of that fact, the ones that do make fun are complete idiots and jacka$$€$

species4872 19

Tuesday 4 October 2016 18:54

Jacka$$€$ here, this is after all fml not a rental arbitration board.

Catdragon 40

Tuesday 4 October 2016 2:17

How do you even live there?

Talented73 54

Tuesday 4 October 2016 3:02

Try one of those insect traps you get from Home Depot. It is basically a clear plastic quart bottle with an instruction label and a yellow screw-on top. You can put some soda inside, or rotten fruit or meat. The wasps go in but they can't come out. I eradicated a small colony before it became a large one.

Nocranberry 2

Tuesday 4 October 2016 3:03

Have you tried asking the wasps to pay rent?

Aphrodite_91321 1

Tuesday 4 October 2016 4:52

Go to the city in which you live and explain the situation. Put your rent in escrow. He will not legally be allowed to evict you, and he will not be able to collect his rent from the city unless he can prove that he professionally and properly took care of the problem.

scyth3s 13

Tuesday 4 October 2016 7:49

In Nevada, if your landlord does not supply a liveable location (doors that lock, no pests, working water, etc), you are not obligated to pay rent. Perhaps Colorado has something similar.

BoneCollector 16

Tuesday 4 October 2016 8:25

Well, if that doesn't scream cheap slumlord nothing does... OP, I hope you're able to get it taken care of at little or no cost to you. Best of luck!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 4 October 2016 18:22

Time to explore your legal options.

bruce_leroy 7

Wednesday 5 October 2016 21:34

Read up on tenant rights. If he's not going to take care of it timely and properly (aka if he's not a licensed exterminator) you have every right to hire one and deduct it from your rent (again if tenant law allows)