Soliciting

By Xena - 25/08/2017 04:30

Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
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pjsr 32

Your client must have been disappointed when he came downstairs and you weren't there. Still, sounds like some hot roleplay tonight!

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LeoCor 19

You must be pretty good looking if they think you can sell your body

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FMZiggy 22

At least you got a free stay out of it, right? At least I hope you did after the way they treated you...

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Mario Mas 3

could be worse. they couldve said we know your a hooker cuz its not the first time hes brought them in lol but good on you, take it as a compliment that they think you that hot

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gobiteme2 34

I see you are willing to work with Sue. I bet her husband might have been happy to have a three some

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jfsiv 17

there exists a line between sexy and slutty. I think you found it.

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GhostFox 33

I don't think OP found a line that is literally impossible to find because there isn't one universal one. Also, most people that are sex workers that are well known enough in the trade to work hotels don't dress "slutty." Because it gets them kicked out. You know, like OP was. So they dress in ways that are arousing, but not attention grabbing at first glance.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

What the devil? Did you not have the key?

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hunterseal 18

You couldn't prove with your ID you were a wife and a paying guest? I smell a lawsuit

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onceuponatime456 16

Sue the bastards!

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