Money, Relatable, Awkward and Abuse: We're in hell

We're in hell

By Anonymous - 15/01/2024 16:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after leaving my abusive partner, I checked into a hotel through a crisis service. Since then, I've been asked to have sex for $20, and also yelled at for not driving a woman to a shopping centre, which is a 5-minute walk away. I don't drive and have been here for an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 611

You deserved it 94

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 659

You deserved it 1 403

Soliciting

By Xena - 25/08/2017 04:30

Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 918

You deserved it 667

Round trip

By Anonymous - 13/11/2021 20:31 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got home from hospital after being sent there for suicidal intentions because I'm poor, chronically ill and want out of my life. Five hours later, I was sent home after being given one Valium and a taxi ordered, that I had to pay for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 104

You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 01/06/2017 18:00 - Australia

Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 173

You deserved it 548

By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 276

You deserved it 3 050

By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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You deserved it 5 584

By Rob - 09/10/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 027

You deserved it 7 015

By hatty - 23/09/2011 13:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 894

You deserved it 6 169

Scammers gonna scam

By nobody asked you! - 25/03/2019 21:00

Today, it's my first day as an expat. Hoping to arrive early for work, I hailed a cab. The driver took it upon himself to take the scenic route and play tour guide, no matter how much I refused. Not only was I late, he turned violent when I refused to pay his $100 fare plus a "talent fee." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 675

You deserved it 201

With friends like these…

By Poor as fuck - 29/05/2019 22:07

Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 785

You deserved it 328

GreyFox78 2

Monday 15 January 2024 7:11

$20?? Obviously he didn't think he'd last long. But jokes aside. Stay strong, you'll make it.

Dr_Alex 10

Monday 15 January 2024 15:00

- Hey, you! Wanna get nasty for a $20? -Sorry, no... - Can you at least drive me to a shopping mall? - Sorry, no... - You b@tch!!!

Comments

GreyFox78 2

Monday 15 January 2024 7:11

$20?? Obviously he didn't think he'd last long. But jokes aside. Stay strong, you'll make it.

Dr_Alex 10

Monday 15 January 2024 15:00

- Hey, you! Wanna get nasty for a $20? -Sorry, no... - Can you at least drive me to a shopping mall? - Sorry, no... - You b@tch!!!

pjsr 32

Monday 15 January 2024 20:13

Introduce the two. If he can give her a ride, maybe they can negotiate and she will have more shopping money. #CreativeMatchmaking

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 16 January 2024 6:24

but you're free. and you're safe . it's going to be hard at first but there's nowhere to go but up. you're gonna be ok! do NOT cave and go back, no matter what he says. it WILL happen again and it will happen WORSE