Parenting, Religion and Television: Some things haven't changed - FML

Some things haven't changed

By Jonathan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Denmark

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 512

You deserved it 10 173

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Top comments

seraphxchild 3

Friday 18 March 2011 23:41

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

Dementos 2

Friday 18 March 2011 23:41

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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Travis420 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:38

haha what a religious noob. Anyone who actually understands an exegesis would know all that half the bible is misinterpreted and isn't literal. Family guy and the Simpsons aren't the work of satan and they aren't sinful. The only sin would be if you acted like one of the characters and choked your kid. I hate bible noobs who think they are so holy when in actuality their beliefs are rooted in Bull Shit

FuzzyTheAwsome 1

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:06

WAT THE ****!!?!

bobh_fml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 9:00

Sounds about right, doesn't mean we should stop though! ;-)

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:42

what do they think FML is!

42billybob 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 17:22

I laugh at people who don't understand sarcastic, ironic, and satirical humor. People like that should really to stick to sitcoms that tell them when to laugh.

wade042 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:02

just like how they are all catholic/christian families...yep devils work there..

iStEvO 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:49

lol peter griffin is one of the devils minions and marge is like that monster with snakes as hair hahaha

xCocobirdx 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 4:41

Family Guy got so old and overrated. I don't know why people still find that show funny :P

lizliz23 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:29

do i no u ???

ThatAKdude 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 5:06

religious crazies, gotta love 'em

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Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 528

You deserved it 5 995

Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 465

You deserved it 13 482

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Today, everyone at school was talking about some guy that did another girl while he was going out with someone. I started to spread the rumor myself, until someone told me that that guy was my boyfriend. The other girl was my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 349

You deserved it 28 280

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 173

You deserved it 3 789

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 932

You deserved it 30 142

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 560

You deserved it 64 571

Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 876

You deserved it 157

Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 555

You deserved it 187