Some things haven't changed

By Jonathan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Denmark

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children." FML
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seraphxchild 3

Just show her the Jesus episode of Family guy, she'll give in.

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Dementos 2

That's like saying you can't drink anything but holy-water FYL

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amybaby9090 0

my mom says the same thing.... she also calls me devils spawn.... f both our lives

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soxgurl46 0

That sounds like something my parents would do...

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cyphi1 2

If your mother can ban you from watching certain shows you're probably too young and shouldn't be watching them anyways. If that's not the case grow up and quit acting like a baby. You are obviously just immature.

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BIONETICmaster 0

family guy maybe but simpsons?!

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Tuesdays76 0

this is a case where people think that what you believe is somehow more important than who you are. I believe that god, Allah, or whatever creator you believe in doesn't care about what you believe in, what matters is what kind of impact you made in your life

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bigantennaemay 3

Yo mama's a brainwashed, cultist BITCH!!!!! Slap that hoe, and show her you can watch whatever the hell you want!!!!!!

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AidanHU4L 0

Just showing us again that the bible is a price of crap

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