Pranks and Miscellaneous: Somebody's watching me

Somebody's watching me

By ugh - 08/06/2012 04:35 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

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By Shady_Soldier - 31/10/2013 08:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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By lights on forever - 02/08/2013 20:57 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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NYCBOII123 7

Friday 8 June 2012 12:59

AHAHAHAHA! That's a good prank.

xodenisenicole 3

Friday 8 June 2012 13:02

Wow.. What a thriller ;)

Comments

jennifernorvell 7

Friday 8 June 2012 19:16

That's immature to be scared of someone's face. Get over it and grow up

SlicedPickles106 0

Friday 8 June 2012 19:39

Haha your sister seems cool

juststoptalking 6

Friday 8 June 2012 20:14

Your sister??

gaararulesni 1

Friday 8 June 2012 20:26

You have the greatest sister in the world

AnneeSo 6

Friday 8 June 2012 20:31

THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!

mckibben 7

Friday 8 June 2012 20:47

Did you see the man in the mirror?

iamg 1

Friday 8 June 2012 21:33

Are you stupid? How the **** is MJs face terrifying? Dude your a retard

hateevryone 14

Friday 8 June 2012 22:17

Lmao this is too funny. There's nothing to be afraid of.

asherm 15

Friday 8 June 2012 23:19

You only need to be scared if you're a young boy, though I suppose now they're safe

misshighjinks 5

Friday 8 June 2012 23:56

I did that but I taped pictures of Actual Cannobal Shia Labeouf all over the house...

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