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Son, we have something to tell you…

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML

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You deserved it 2 703

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redpump 0

Friday 15 October 2010 16:08

better now than never.

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 October 2010 16:14

This gives me hope - maybe I'm adopted after all. My parents keep denying it.

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kayrachelle17 3

Wednesday 19 September 2012 6:58

Horrible :(

mesahus 5

Wednesday 1 January 2014 8:52

I mean, unless your real parents look strikingly similar, shouldn't you have figured it out by now?

people_really 16

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:53

On behalf of all the people like me who didn't mean to click ydi, dang OP im sorry:/

LiveForSenpai 13

Sunday 31 January 2016 20:25

Hey, look on the bright side. Your parents CHOSE you, other parents are stuck with what they get XD

BrokenDreamer24 15

Monday 4 April 2022 12:04

I had this happen to me last year, and it was apparently obvious to everyone else but me.

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