By samabomination - 02/06/2013 08:29 - United States - Monroeville

Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML
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rg350dx 29

I usually wake right up with a shower in the morning. Granted, mines not golden..

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LittlestPrincess 21

I wouldn't believe a 3-year old on their word... FYL

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Jharrist89 12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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jessi_sunshine 26

Because as you know, it was totally OP's fault that her step-dad didn't put a diaper on the kid.

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GRgoldfish 19

just because it can get worse doesn't mean its not a horrible thing that happened.

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morella_xx 29

#1 is right. Everyone knows if a situation doesn't end in, say, mass genocide, you're not allowed to complain about it. Ever. Because it could always be worse.

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morella_xx 29

Silly me, here I am talking about human genocide when there are whole galaxies at stake! I'm so naive. Earth people problems, am I right?

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rg350dx 29

I usually wake right up with a shower in the morning. Granted, mines not golden..

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LittlestPrincess 21

I wouldn't believe a 3-year old on their word... FYL

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Ambient25 24

You wouldn't happen to be the lifeguard from the previous FML would you? Word spreads.

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golden_warrior 23

I heard Babies urine is good for the skin. Lol, I'm just kidding. Should of took her and put her in grandpa's bed.

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DocBastard 38

"Should of took"? Seriously? Reading this comment gave me a stroke. I can hardlu evrn typpe nowe asshoile..,::,

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Wizardo 33

IDC Doc your comment was literally the first ever since being on the app that made me laugh like crazy, bravo sir, bravo.

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golden_warrior 23

my apologies, I should have used, "should have." English is my second language so I tend to make grammar mistakes when I'm in a rush. And no need to call me asshole for making a grammar mistakes. You condescending ************.

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Ambient25 24

^ lol #16 reading your post in an Arab accent made me laugh so hard.

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Wizardo 33

^ reading your comment in a Arab imitating an Arab accent made me crack up.

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Myo_fml 20

They should have known better than that. I still had the occasional accident up to about the age of four.

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XSeraphinX 18

Well, don't you see the little girl was just expressing herself? She is obviously mature enough to know she doesn't need a diaper and shouldn't be forced to wear one. /sarcasm

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angelitared 27

Well you live and you learn! Don't be too hard on the three yr old.

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ArcherCLW 8

I moderated this yes, so FYL. But wouldn't have been easier to say niece or step-niece?

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Needafarm 22

Most three year olds don't have great bladder control, so until about age 5 or 6 they still need a night time diaper. ONE of your parents should have known this. Since children have started to use these new absorbent diapers the age a child is completely potty trained has risen from about age 3 to age 5 since they no longer feel the wetness and don't have to associate the wetness with something coming from them.

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hooligyn123 18

Really? Because my two god daughters have been out of diapers even when sleeping since they were two and a half... And they are from different families with different parenting styles. maybe i have just been lucky but none of the kids I have helped raise were in diapers at night when they were 5...

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hellonyancat 6

Somewhere between 3-4 is average. Kids should be able to control themselves before going to school at age 5.

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