Miscellaneous: Sorry Grandma

Sorry Grandma

By damn-it - 22/02/2009 06:41 - Australia

Today, my Grandma was showing me an ancient family letter. It was apparently written by someone historically famous. She was going on about how important it was, in such good condition too, worth a lot. I dropped my glass of juice. It spilt all over it. FML

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By brokenglass - 24/03/2021 21:30

Today, while bringing my grandmother some water, I tripped, dropping and shattering the glass. Infuriated, she explained to me that the glass was worth more than I am and ordered me out of her house for good. I live there. I was also with her when she bought the glass. $10 for a set of 4. FML

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You deserved it 81

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 825

By fuck yuo - 01/09/2012 20:50 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML

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You deserved it 5 122

Embezzlement

By Username - 06/01/2011 07:49

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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You deserved it 225

By 7thwardlord - 21/08/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to be nice and "drop" a twenty in my grandma's house for her to find. She injured her back while picking it up. FML

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By gmd05 - 31/07/2012 14:28 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 16:05

People should get those types of things framed, or get some form of display case. Just to keep peoples juice off of it. Or maybe she should have given you a sippy cup.

Edmund_Dantes 0

Monday 23 February 2009 3:06

You destroyed an antique that your grandmother clearly valued. F YOUR life?

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 16:05

People should get those types of things framed, or get some form of display case. Just to keep peoples juice off of it. Or maybe she should have given you a sippy cup.

Tuff_As_Nails 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:41

sippy cup

mleeb 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:20

i don't know you, but this sounds like something you would do.

Edmund_Dantes 0

Monday 23 February 2009 3:06

You destroyed an antique that your grandmother clearly valued. F YOUR life?

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 5:41

hahahaha #11

Tbabyy1009 0

Monday 23 February 2009 7:13

Ohhhmyygodd.. That totally sucks a$$! Sorry man

slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 23 February 2009 7:55

yeah i agree with #10 and 11....F her life...moreso than yours... here's another rendition.... Today I showed my granddaughter an ancient family letter that was in mint condition and worth alot and she spilled juice all over it, I tried to air dry it but the ink was all streaked. Now its worth peanuts. FML. Accidents happen...if your still alive, I'm guessing you got off easy.