By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 15:00

Today, I found the special needle I needed yesterday for a school biology project. I found it by walking around barefoot at 5 am. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I can tell you’re a good student — you put your sole in your studies. (PS: Hope your wound heels soon!)

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well I don't think you will need coffee to wake you up

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well I don't think you will need coffee to wake you up

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RichardPencil 30

I can tell you’re a good student — you put your sole in your studies. (PS: Hope your wound heels soon!)

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MidnaLink 33

I hope nothing exceedingly dangerous was in that needle.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Be glad it wasn't Lego.

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Glowworm56 26

Wow, your feet were so helpful. I wonder what else your bare feet can find? Maybe they'll find that Lego you were missing a few weeks ago.

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Zekfen 17

My son is a Type 1 diabetic. Rule number one in needle safety is always put the cap back on when done with it. Even my 12 year old knows that.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Biology? You sure that is not your excuse for heroin? I mean, needles don't just end up on the floor.

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weeping_willow 25

What a horrible way to start the day. Hey, I’m a poet and didn’t even know it. I’ll leave now.

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tonyfan00 38

Bonus points if it was a heroin needle!

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ARISKomuniszt 24

If your biology project is about crocodiles then I think there's been a nasty nasty mix up...

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