Kids, Video games and Awkward: Sorry Pat

Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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You deserved it 48 660

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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You deserved it 3 789

By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 56 324

By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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You deserved it 47 764

You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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You deserved it 2 273

By lilmamma - 05/11/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

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You deserved it 50 405

Surprise!

By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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You deserved it 2 264

No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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You deserved it 23 341

fuzzybrownbear 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

way to not recognize your own son

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

Haha sounds like something my dad would do. FYL

Comments

RNCftw 0

Friday 3 July 2009 3:13

family fail

batrob 7

Friday 3 July 2009 3:37

that's what you get for trying to beat your kids

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 5:59

FYI, this is ******* annoying even when it is your father doing it.

spillproof 0

Friday 3 July 2009 6:44

What is this, NCIS?!

taechanisapony 4

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:57

You win. GIBBS'D FAIL

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:15

and then bang her in the ass after

Mc09toofine 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:56

HAHAHA omg i laughed so hard at this cuz it's something my dad would do!!! haha it's really embarassing when somebody else catches you doing that too haha i'm sorry!

aero930 0

Friday 3 July 2009 23:38

Why didn't you just turn him around and knocked out his teeth while you were at it? what kind of idiotic parent slaps their child in the face (back of the head) as a "friendly hello"?

gohabsgo101 0

Friday 3 July 2009 23:45

you slap your son for nothing... geez **** HIS life

Schennerlove 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:02

How can you not recognize your own son? You fail as a father

X_totallysucks_X 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:02

I think he didn't mean slap in the way half of you guys are thinking ... Anyway ... Unfortunately people are quick to judge and accuse guys who come within two feet of a little boy of being a pedo ... Sucks for you, yet I agree with #68 ... Good job.