By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
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alwaysbored13 14

Your fat is going to get burned either way.

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ICastillo 24

Good job OP that's the first step to a healthier life style.

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LeeRed 15

Welcome to Russia, where stop, drop and roll is for ******* (Insert cool Russian accent)

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imaginaryvoice 18

You should just jump. It's a quicker way down, and you won't ever have to climb those pesky stairs again

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perdix 29

What are "lift lines?" Are they like stretch marks? Anyways, if you go back down the 16 flights and back up again, you've defiantly earned a nice scoop of ice cream.

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Shrike 23

Defiantly? More like dejectedly, I'd think.

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perdix 29

#5, it's what some people consider a variant of "definitely." It's not, but what can you do?

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amillionbucks 5

It's the line for an elevator. OP is probably of British descent. And it's spelled "definitely."

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RedPillSucks 31

Are you defiantly sure?

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perdix 29

#11, thanks for putting me right. I didn't like imagining the OP with "lift lines" on their thighs, ass and belly!

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SmallBean 12

Damn perdix. You are defiantly off today.

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perdix 29

#45, Jeez, I make one little inside joke with one of my buddies and everyone jumps down my throat for misspelling "definitely." I didn't realize I spoiled the readership with my impeccable spelling! I thought "lift lines" being like "stretch marks" was kind of an amusing concept.

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mandachea10 8

I believe in you perdix..no matter how many thumb downs you get.

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alwaysbored13 14

Your fat is going to get burned either way.

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amillionbucks 5

I was going to post a comment but nothing I could have said would have topped this.

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joshiepo0 18

Building on fire is a great motivator to get going on those stairs.

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mauguster 15

Feel the burn, love the burn

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Dblocker 18

At least you had a good work out, something many people lack these days.

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license2chill 5

Yep, OP should have that mentality. I had it worse before, I used to live on 33rd floor in an apartment, and some drunk guy thought it was fun to pull the fire alarm in the building late in the night, twice. The first one was around 2 am, the other was at 4 am

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TheDrifter 23

Shoot him and go back to bed. Isn't that the big city way?

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ICastillo 24

Good job OP that's the first step to a healthier life style.

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poccocurantes 7

And one day closer to knee replacement surgery. 0 0 ~

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gerzayngh 5

Exercise it's good for ya

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blcksocks 19

Jeez how long is the wait on your elevator lines? On an average of climbing 30 sec per floor would still take 8 min ...

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Acik91 26

But some people prefer to act than wait. If I have to wait a long time for the bus, I walk to a next bus stop, just to keep myself busy. It sometimes even applies to situations when I'm carrying two weeks worth of food.

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blcksocks 19

And that's when OP should've started browsing FMLs on the phone to keep themselves busy. It's a good app.

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Acik91 26

At least you didn't get stuck in an elevator.

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