it's more like fhl

Make a silly face and smile naively. It should work :D

Which is when you throw your hands in the air, throw your head back and shout "It's gooooooood!"

jerk

thats a foolish way to make enemies

sounds like a personal problem.

could have been worse, it could have been seamen

I too do not understand the whole playing with a rubber band. If it were a girl and she had a hair thing around her wrist and she got bored and started playing with it, sure, I can kind of see that... But where I get confused is why a guy would have a rubber band... Unless the guy has long hair... or was working on some sort of school project where he had to use rubber bands?? Hmmmm conspiracy.

Damn, I bet he then failed to mention your extended warranty options. Hit him again!

LOL I hope you apologised that would have hurt :p