Embarrassing, Sports and Health: Speeding bullet

Speeding bullet

By uncoretard - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML

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izzybd 20

Friday 11 March 2011 18:54

FATALITY

ViolentBears 0

Friday 11 March 2011 18:56

Damn, Nike outdid themselves this time.

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zimandme123 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:14

did u get the team???? x)

88sforlife 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:46

who puts a wall right behind the finish line ?

JOURNEYTHEBEAST 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:44

Not funny

BeibertSmitor 10

Friday 30 September 2011 9:25

Wait, you AREN"T supposed to run into the wall? I've been doing it wrong this whole time ...

OctoberRainfall 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:20

sounds like me

devonisthebest 7

Sunday 19 May 2013 3:12

Did you make the team

Raivyn_Grimm 9

Thursday 6 June 2013 22:22

This FML just gave me a FANTASTIC image in my head. I wish I could make a gif of it.

DeadPixel4 29

Monday 7 April 2014 4:23

At least you're fast?

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