Embarrassing, Sports and Health: Speeding bullet

Speeding bullet

By uncoretard - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML

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izzybd 20

Friday 11 March 2011 18:54

FATALITY

ViolentBears 0

Friday 11 March 2011 18:56

Damn, Nike outdid themselves this time.

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CatchtheTIMO 2

Saturday 12 March 2011 20:08

did u even see the wall when u were running towards it? >_>

luckyclover53 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 9:10

wow i did that once! but i was actually playing basketball...had a concusion from it too

lolololwut 0

Monday 14 March 2011 14:44

cool story bro

Quatermain 0

Monday 14 March 2011 21:14

Lmao! That had to hurt.

yusaku02 20

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:21

You should have tried a manlier race like the 800m, 1600m, or 3200m

sculp91 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 14:39

did u win?

patronusmusic 0

Friday 18 March 2011 22:34

Thats dumb, who puts a wall in front of a track?

Brennanrulez 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 13:46

Did it ever occur to you to turn?

Dreamcatcher619 6

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:23

Fail, at least you finished, though it's still a FAIL!

mrritenow 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 7:48

Who the **** puts a wall at the end of a race??

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