Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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DreamerofWorlds 0

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.

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hyouri 1

sure.... You don't understand guys very well do you? Just because he doesn't complain, doesn't mean he isn't annoyed with it..

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frontmanmike 14

Lady, get a sense of humor. Also, don't get lazy about blow jobs.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

he has a point

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DarthVader77 9

He so has the point! Do not get lazy ever in that department

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mattman1 7

damn atleast he gets blow jobs. I gotta beg for ******* ever. gotta move freakin mountains to get a f'ing bj.

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xer096 7

He was probably joking. That being said there are quite a few fml's in that line, like "after we got married I tried to seduce my wife and she said now that we're married why would we have sex" so it's not an absurd thought, inappropriate for the moment but not absurd

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