By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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yellowdub 4

that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?

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yellowdub 4

that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?

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skroal 7

This FML be jokin'. Women don't fart.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

oh I though he farted. LOL that sucks OP, but congrats!

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White_Fury 0

Once in a lifetime chance! And you BLEW it :p

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2kool4skoolyo 0

fluffy bunnies are yummy! In the place of no darkness we shall meet!

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hnz 13

pooooooooooooottt is the new yes!

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xBangOut 4

Consider yourself lucky you didn't shit yourself.

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KarinaLizeth18 5

hahaha!! priceless

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sueannpalma 7

skroal yes women do Fart haha most of them don't do it in front of guys

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joeinthedark 18

Something tells me that Skroal was joking. Why is it so hard for people to discern the jokes from the serious comments around here?

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jay4who7 0

way to set the mood lol

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jmar411 12

uh, check your facts everybody farts it's not I'd your a guy or girl it's something humans do.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I agree with 1. you got what you wanted

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starile 19

Lol, 50 "check your facts" haha I wonder if this is something they frequently say in day-to-day life. Check your facts, everyone. Check your facts.

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the_flaming_ice_ 0

um isnt this from Larry the cable guy: health inspector? faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

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the_flaming_ice_ 0

um isnt this from Larry the cable guy: health inspector? faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

LMAO atleast you're getting married =p that's a way of saying you I feel comfortable with you already

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RachelTheLoser 0

agreed with 1. like really? fyl? don't think so..

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klumzy0123456789 6

teehee. lol XD if he is ur soon to b hubby he prolly wot care. just he will never let u live it down!

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itsybitsyspider 0

ehh, it could of gone worse. he could of asked you, you saying "OHEMGEE YESSS!!" him going "APRIL FOOLS!!" and finally you going, "that was like 5 months agooz.. sad face. :("

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jizwiz 3

Almost as good as when you shit on him tonight during anal sex :(@)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#2 I think you'd better re-think your life goal.

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sexy_chick_123 0

You are not first. If it is your life goal and you did not complete it then you have something to live for still.

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KiddNYC1O 20

lmfao proud for a second. no, #2? sucks lol

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seanders 10

That's alright I don't see why guys would wanna brag about coming first anyway

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joeinthedark 18

I think you're now talking about something very different.

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KaarmaaBiitchzz 0

you should post this as a fml #2... Today, i was really happy, i realized my ultimate dream, i completed my life goal : write the first comment of a fml...so i thought!!!!! actually, i was second... SECOND!!!! my life is now incomplete and life doesn't worth to be lived anymore... FML.

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IPityTheFool 0

#101, Good lord that was basically incomprehensible and now I'm convinced woman can't drive or write :P

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DialecticChaos 0

lololol everyone does it, it's ok.

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steierr 7

does that mean yes! on planet fart lmao!!!!

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rottentomatoes 7

2, you are 2d.. keep working on your dream. and that really stinks man.. i cant even imagine how bad that must be :S

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starile 19

Hahaha, 8, it really does STINK, doesn't it? bwahaha I'm so clever and witty, it's not a dorky joke at all. I am so cool ::puts on sunglasses and leans way back:: B-) heh

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debbiess 0

Yeah... you're right... I have done it myself... once or twice...

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xDenim 0

FYL? Yo if I was the dude I'd be totally embarrassed, you silly female think of how he must've felt. FHL for marrying a self-centered chick like you.

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jailbot 7

How does one fart out of surprise? I'm...confused?

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shhhitsasecret 0

that's what I was wondering. lol.

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allisadawn91 8

She was holding it in beforehand during dinner. Duh.

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ryansims 0

That had to have been hilarious lol did you say yes

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