Miscellaneous: Spoke too soon

Spoke too soon

By Oops - 06/02/2010 08:17 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

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You deserved it 6 088

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 723

You deserved it 10 589

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 145

You deserved it 44 643

By showerpower - 21/01/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 511

You deserved it 34 894

Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 418

You deserved it 31 993

By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 972

You deserved it 53 957

By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 104

You deserved it 8 577

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 988

You deserved it 20 019

By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 193

You deserved it 23 399

Policy of truth

By You asked… - 16/12/2023 09:00 - United States - Granby

Today, my friend asked me to tell her the truth why she’s single and friendless except for me. I answered honestly and told her it’s because she’s so negative it drives people away, and it doesn’t help that she’s got bad BO and is morbidly obese. Now she won’t talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 645

You deserved it 214

By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 973

You deserved it 3 798

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:21

I hope you got out the awkward turtle. He exists for moments like that.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:23

"LOL that was SO meant for the last line hahahaha" is all that's needed

Comments

fuzz97 23

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:29

I've had that problem before.

Rawr_My_Love_45 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:05

Hey, don't sweat it. This could happen to anyone. If she feels insulted explain it to her and later on you'll laugh about it. This just be a f*** my day not a fml. :D Smile and Have A Great Day. -Cassie

lky830 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:40

SDI because she was fishing for complements

mckkayua 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:44

she probably isn't even that fat. us girls always say we're fat when really we aren't

shortie_sauce 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:58

so so true. all girls have those "im fat" days every now and then, whether they actually are or not.

pinkandblaqk15 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:49

omg I hate when that happens u type one thing and before u send it they say something else and ur like oh god no!!!!

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:53

Golden rule when having a conversation with a girl: just let her talk. Don't say anything; it will only get you in trouble. . Now you know.

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:55

And knowing is half the battle!

raw_tigahh 2

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:19

lol golden advice

purpleisacolor 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:48

which is why so many lose lol

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:59

If you're having to listen to this bitch go on about how she got teased, I'm guessing its because you've never hung out with a real girl before that knows how to handle bullshit--so I'm guessing your "poor typing skills" stem from typing with one hand while fapping with the other, soley because you're actually "talking" to a girl. So the solution is obvious: MUST. NOT. FAP.

saranottelling 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:02

Teased Girl: Doesn't help being fat. Guy: So, so true. Teased Girl: Wait... you were trying to reply to the message above that one, right? Guy: I didn't mean that! Teased Girl: YOU THINK I'M FAT??? Guy: Yes, exactly! *teased girl logs off* You're always one message behind, right OP? I've been there only I told a friend her brother was hot and her dog dying was good.