Miscellaneous: Spoke too soon

Spoke too soon

By Oops - 06/02/2010 08:17 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

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You deserved it 6 088

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 723

You deserved it 10 589

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 145

You deserved it 44 643

By showerpower - 21/01/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 511

You deserved it 34 894

Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 418

You deserved it 31 993

By TheHatedOne - 21/06/2009 07:26 - Qatar

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 972

You deserved it 53 957

By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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You deserved it 8 577

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 988

You deserved it 20 019

By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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You deserved it 23 399

Policy of truth

By You asked… - 16/12/2023 09:00 - United States - Granby

Today, my friend asked me to tell her the truth why she’s single and friendless except for me. I answered honestly and told her it’s because she’s so negative it drives people away, and it doesn’t help that she’s got bad BO and is morbidly obese. Now she won’t talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 214

By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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You deserved it 3 798

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:21

I hope you got out the awkward turtle. He exists for moments like that.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:23

"LOL that was SO meant for the last line hahahaha" is all that's needed

Comments

galtybum 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:44

what u should of done is told her to cry u a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

LilaBear 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:52

That kind of thing is pretty common (ie. one person's comment appearing 3 lines after the initial comment they were responding to) - it would have been easy to say something like "sorry, I was typing that in reply to XYZ".

zelinda_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:42

Okay, let's have a conversation. If she's fat, then why would she be angry that you're acknowledging her weight? If she isn't fat and calls herself that, then she's an attention ***** that you shouldn't be talking to. Either way, if you're making this an FML, this girl must be a gigantic **** and you're supporting and validating her behavior by listening to her rant. YDI

Thunderbender 2

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:16

Oh well, just say you meant that to the message above, thereifixedit

Osakhomen 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:20

hahaha, that's pretty funny!

JF4509 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:11

F is for fish who eat banana's togetherrr A is for angry pieee T is for tummy tuck cause we all know that its what we all really neeeeed..

Consequences 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:45

I'm sure the timestamp showing how soon that came after the fat comment would prove that you couldn't have possibly meant it. Although it probably is true, most fat chicks let their fatness make them miserable. Then the miserableness is the reason they're unattractive, not their looks.

BrightSidegirl82 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:50

I have that problem dude, I'm dyslexic, my boyfriend said he loves me and I was trying to reply to his previous message. I said well I don't to him.:(