Spooked
By yourmom - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By yourmom - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
...sex?
you look amazing :)
Today I went to a museum to watch wax statues of people. I thought they were very fascinating and watched closely, when suddenly a group of people started taking pictures of me. They thought I was a wax doll. FML That's more like it.
why would you want a picture of an old lady?
F your life? ha! F the old ladys life!
Today, i were chillin' up in the museum with my homegurls. When some fool came up and started painting me. At first i thought he just did it to get my respect. Turns out he thought i were a wax figure. Fml
They thought it was melting.
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At that point you should have gone all Austin Powers on her... yea baby.. make love to the camera.. thats it. You're a tiger...
I can imagine this happening. She hit you with her purse right?