Spooky season

By soccerbuddyz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. Now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML
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chocomilk82 0

better call the ghostbusters! Or that tv crew who does that type of stuff

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Samiebear 10

Dudeeee I like your picture it's awesome(: and I'm talkin bout the profile pic you have in case you didn't know(:

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MzMegs 20

@175, there is such a thing as a messaging system on this website.

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rhpsfan9 10

Best advice is to have your house blessed. Problem should be solved after that.

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yusostupid12 0

Lol y u so stupid

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MissSunny 6

When have u EVER seen that actually work? Lol

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salvorican 24

Not in movies but how do you guys know it doesn't work in real life?

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rhpsfan9 10

#44 you can call me stupid all you want but I actually have known for it to work thank you.

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rhpsfan9 10

#44 you can call me stupid all you want but I actually have known for it to work thank you.

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sieera00 8

Or make it worse sometimes they would rather be alone in peace as long as you don't mess with them but sometimes getting the house blessed probably makes them more pissed off and want to stay their more longer.... Plant some trees in a peace offering :)

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ChucktheNorris 0

I agree with 39. This is actually proven to WORK other people.

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narcosoldier 2

Fucken Casper what I tell you about peeping at people

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sleepyN 0

it wasnt Casper it wuz Lil Puppet homes lmfao

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YayFlameWarz 9

Is this girl paying rent? Is she at least hot?

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niplipsip 9

Well, being that the neighbor said it was a "little girl", I'm sure she probably was hot.. to the friendly Pedobear in the white van across the street with a "free candy" sign pasted on the side.

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neongurl98 10

I would've said "can I stay with U tonite?"

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DelilahV 0

I vote you had the smartest reply here. That would be the best option I think.

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macdaddymady 8

You DP just makes this comment ten times funnier.

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emirie 21

Probably a crappy camera with crappy lighting. I have pictures of myself where I'm green.

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thatbritkid 0

if she's staring at your neighbour, then shouldn't she want her instead of you?

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seracy13 0

She would so OP doesn't need to worry. It's ****-The-Neighbors-Life lol

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Alekyork 0

Start looking out your guest room with a red food colored knife for a couple months. Problem solved.

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ninjaturtletayy 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAH. FUNNIEST SHIT LATELY.

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