Spooky!
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I would've been thrilled to have more privacy from my parents at whatever cost, OP! Keep banging on the walls and making odd moaning noises--that'll show him. ;)
^^^Look at you connecting all the dots
Or OP could just sneak their girlfriend/boyfriend in and blame the poltergeist
I've got a raging clue right now!
Mmmmm my clue's pointing to the left ;)
If there's somethin' weird and it don't look good, who you gonna call?
You better call Tyrone.
He man
Sam and Dean
better call Saul.
Those bastards!
Your dad couldn't be more wrong. Poltergeists don't live in wardrobes. Only lions and witches do.
And also a shitload of coats.
Don't forget about Narnia.
And that little goat man bastard that lures girls into trouble.
And bogarts! Don't forget the bogarts!
Tell him you see dead people and you have lots of ghost friends in your house. **** with him if he's that gullible!
My mom's the same. I rearranged some stuff in my room and she thinks there's some spooky action going on. She won't listen to me and thinks I'm lying so she feels safe or better. FYL OP.
Your daddy is protecting you mate ?
At least he didn't find your shoe box full of sex toys.
The poltergeist was ******* with him, not you.
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Your dad couldn't be more wrong. Poltergeists don't live in wardrobes. Only lions and witches do.
I would've been thrilled to have more privacy from my parents at whatever cost, OP! Keep banging on the walls and making odd moaning noises--that'll show him. ;)