Dad jokes

By thefuck - 30/06/2013 22:08 - Ireland - Ballyjamesduff

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML
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JasonUMN 15

Well, do you have a problem with it?

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Nordrag 26

Egg his car. Reply the same way. Wait for results. (Warning: I am in no way liable to any injuries sustained during the course of action recommended above.)

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JasonUMN 15

Well, do you have a problem with it?

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Jemm_fml 29

Omg, I'm the first reply to the first comment. I dunno what to say. HI MOM

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Nordrag 26

I've had my house egged a few times recently and I can tell you that I'd have a huge ******* problem with it if it were my dad.

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Ian7890 23

The question here though is, does his dad have a problem with him having a problem?

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rg350dx 29

OP should have just said, "No, I don't have a problem with it." Then got naked, took out the eggs from his groceries he just bought and started breaking them all over his body while moaning. Problem solved.

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Ian7890 23

#32 Why do I feel like you have no pride for your dignity?

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biggestfan23 11

#38 why do I feel like you can't take a hilarious joke?

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iammeorami 25

I would be egg-static if my dad told me that.

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newzealand 28

Well aren't irish men always drunk?

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mario2012 18

Well, someone's a stereotyping dick.

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oh_merde 11

I think his head is the one that's messed up

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PulseShock 9

Or he's got a good sense of humor?

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Omfgitsmia 15

Maybe he's going through a midlife crisis whether he did it or not. Sorry op :/

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Omfgitsmia 15

Um, what grown ass man takes the time and money to egg their grown ass child's house and then responds like that when only being told and not accused?

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Nordrag 26

Egg his car. Reply the same way. Wait for results. (Warning: I am in no way liable to any injuries sustained during the course of action recommended above.)

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cathyfang1533 12

Why only egg? Why not include all the components of a healthy breakfast? I say OP eggs, pancakes, bacons, butters, sausages, and syrups his dad's car.

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Nordrag 26

If its as hot there as it is here you could just throw the ingredients on the car and the sun would just cook it into a lovely breakfast for him.

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bfsd42 20

Op is Irish. So a breakfast is sausage, rashers, eggs, black and white pudding, fried tomato and soda bread.

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TheDrifter 23

Don't the Irish do sauteed/pan fried mushrooms? Breakfast isn't complete without mushrooms, you can keep the black and white pudding though.

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cathyfang1533 12

Yes the bacon, be smothered in layers of crispy, heart-attack inducing pork strips...man, what a way to go...

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Zimmington 21

Eat the bacon just use bologna instead it'll rip the paint off on a hot day

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myoukei 31

Show him that you do by TPing his house. Bam! Friendly prank war started.

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Pleonasm 35

Whatever it is, you probably sholdn't egg him on at all, or else the yoke will be ok you. Although if he did, then it's not all-white; he needs to show a little more shell-f restraint.

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theannak 7

He was probably hatching his plan for awhile...

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perdix 29

That's an eggs-cellent yolk!

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Jemm_fml 29

The puns on this FML are becoming a bit eggcessive.

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perdix 29

#17, yes, but they're eggs-tremely popular with all but the most hard-boiled readers who recognize the yolks are not original, but poached.

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cathyfang1533 12

The yolks may have been poached, but I think we could all Benedict from it. Omelet you decide.

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