Health, Medication and Acne: Spotted - FML

Spotted

By chichi - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying, the cashier gave me a tip. He told me about a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

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Roi_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:12

Don't take it personally. I suggest you listen to him and try getting some medication for your skin. Acne is a horrible thing, and it does no one any good. Try something, really.

jessieshungry 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:15

so what was the medication? i could use it

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Jmido 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:33

What happened to paperbags for ugly people? Seriously, they're only a few $'s at the store.

cr1sis 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:30

at least the guy had kind intentions

FD929 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:32

Had it horribly when I was a teen. I would have been extremely grateful if somebody had said something HELPFUL sooner rather than constant ridicule. Do yourself a favor, drop the embarrassment, get some thicker skin and ask for advice. Proactive works wonders. Your welcome.

Partymonster 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 3:31

cashiers these days... good thing i use proactive!

thatonek1d 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 6:05

that should be helpful tho

todo350 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:24

jmido, i hope you wear one, look st your pic. dumbass.

2an1a 4

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:03

#26..agree agree..i hate when ugly ppl try to talk shit about other ugly ppl..as if they could afford to

Zoeeee1234 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:09

26,lmaoo aha I agree

lizaferxo 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:21

i ******* hate people like that

mschrisaya 4

Wednesday 24 November 2010 7:09

maybe u should try it

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