Miscellaneous: Tardy

Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By Ahsan - 16/08/2019 01:02 - Pakistan - Multan

Today, I was late for a meeting. The meeting hall door was made of glass, and it said pull, but in my rush, I pushed the door so hard that it shattered into small pieces. FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By ___Ruby_____ - 08/10/2018 12:00

Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML

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Migole 36

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:46

Don't you have doorhandles where you live? Also wouldn't storming into the classroom bring even more attention to your lateness? I thought it's common practice to run to classs but a few meters before you reach the room you slow down and silently sneak in...

sarahk33 7

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:47

Good thing it wasn't your class so you don't have to awkwardly go inside while everyone stares at you

Comments

Migole 36

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:46

PuggieKid 22

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:44

I hope your nose is okay.

zandalee 19

Thursday 14 February 2013 5:08

Nose is fine, pride ruined!

boofgall 16

Thursday 14 February 2013 7:57

That's adorbale, dumb, and hilarious.

sarahk33 7

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:47

Good thing it wasn't your class so you don't have to awkwardly go inside while everyone stares at you

chesoes 8

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:53

i would be relieved it wasnt my class!!!

hannaaaahr 33

Thursday 14 February 2013 0:26

Nah, now, OP had to awkwardly walk away, as if walking into doors was absolutely normal and OP just did it without a purpose

mmaflake 19

Thursday 14 February 2013 1:09

Oh! panic moonwalk like Nick on new girl. Lmfao

firefighter925 18

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:49

derpin at its best

BjgUsername 12

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:49

The fml becomes much more funny when you imagine the bang that op must have made when he hit the door

0RedPenguin0 8

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:56

Imagine being in the class and seeing OP's face smash into the glass, 5 minutes into the period

lambda_fml 40

Thursday 14 February 2013 5:38

What 'period' are you refering to? ;-)

BlakesHonestLie 8

Thursday 14 February 2013 7:25

He would make a terrible hit-man.

VannahJane 17

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:50

Was this the first time you went to that class? Because one usually knows when and where their class is being held

GothickNihilist 15

Thursday 14 February 2013 0:03

When I was in college, some of my classes were in different rooms on different days. Sometimes a class is moved to a different room, and you only have a few minutes to get there after seeing the notice. I am not sure if that is the case with OP , so I can't tell if it's a YDI or an my life sucks.