Starfish

By WhyBother - 21/02/2021 05:02

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Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML
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mando 10

Maybe a minor issue of being tired didnt stop him from thinking you are amazing and gorgeous.

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Amanda G Rich 23

I'd be cheering in joy if this was the case for me. I have an illness so it's hard for me to get involved so if me being less involved got my partners rocks off I'd be ecstatic because less work for me.

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mando 10

Maybe a minor issue of being tired didnt stop him from thinking you are amazing and gorgeous.

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juggalo2 20

Some people are desperate to find problems where there aren't any.

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ahabsfan 14

Maybe he likes the chocolate starfish.

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bobsanction 18

You must be awful in bed normally.

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Amanda G Rich 23

I'd be cheering in joy if this was the case for me. I have an illness so it's hard for me to get involved so if me being less involved got my partners rocks off I'd be ecstatic because less work for me.

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