By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
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ROFLsyrup 0

that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA

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smith2001 5

c-c-c- combo breaker!

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ccbooya18 0

1st and your boyfriend sounds like a lazy fatass!

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RJB 0

urrr reeetttarrdded forrr spellingggg thhhhattt waaayyy

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55isalive 1

mayb that's his way of saying he wants u on top

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chih 0

is this bitch like 400lbs? who would give up on some fine nookie?

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swkisses5 0

maybe it was his 1st time or maybe he was starting off too fast...lmfao still funny as hell

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zackk5 0

Hahaha.. Im sure that was just his exuse for finishing early.

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LOL0LOL 1

OP isn't the one who has to move all the time

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arkonosis 0

haha u need a real man

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ccbooya18 0

HUH?!!??!? where the hell was my comment? I was first

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n8equalsd 0

most likely moderated because you're stupid.

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Sirin_fml 46

I'm confirming that I moderated out his "comments"... and also that he's a stunningly dumb shit. See, you expected an evasive, politician's answer, didn't you? :D

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Sirin_fml 46

You evaded the question and spouted utter drivel, with the utmost finesse... ... ... You're a Tory, aren't you? >_>

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CableX17 0

lol, epic legal jargon convo=win

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

He lasted 10 seconds? Damn, this guy is my hero. I only have to look at the girl before beads of sweat begin forming on my brow... Wow, I'm just thinking about it and I can feel the calories already burning!

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xxprettydisaster 0

hey nice way to lose fat without having a baby be devoloped in process...

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Breazy 0

sounds like an obese **** who can't lift his fat up long enough to get his mickey in ya :P

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Ran_Ran 0

Sucks for you, he considers it work! You must be ugly.

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crazyleggs 0

did he get it in, or was he being hampered cause you were too tight?

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