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By Anonymous - 30/12/2017 01:30

Today, my son told me he got a tattoo to honour our German heritage. The bloody fool got an eagle and swastika on his arm. I had to explain to a 20-year-old what WWII was. He’s now researching laser removal. Idiot. FML

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By FdUp_at32 - 20/10/2020 08:02 - United States - Southfield

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By Tise81 - 22/06/2019 14:00 - Netherlands - Drachten

Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML

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By jamerz - 26/05/2019 04:00

Today, someone informed me that my new boyfriend's tattoo is really an old Nazi symbol and not just a poorly-drawn skull. Now I'm trying to figure out how to ask him whether he's a neo-Nazi or not. Why am I so nervous? I'm Jewish, he just hasn't heard my last name yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 16:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month-old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

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By Spaghetto - 10/10/2021 05:00 - United States

Today, I had an argument with my brother after discovering his new Confederate flag tattoo. His main response was, "It's about heritage, not hate!" We're third generation Italians from New Jersey. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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By Eh... - 19/07/2009 07:25 - Ukraine

Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML

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A bit harsh

By amy - 08/08/2022 12:00

Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 05:18 - France - Saint-renan

Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML

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almost_there44 26

Saturday 30 December 2017 1:39

The idiot knew. He was just surprised to see that you didn't like it. He must have Googled or read about it in a book because he knew it has something to do with Germany. What a damn mess!

CorpsmanUp88 21

Saturday 30 December 2017 1:33

Did he even finish school? How naive do you have to be to do something so stupid?

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Mynxie 26

Wednesday 27 December 2017 19:35

Nothing wrong with showing love for your heritage but do research next time.

CorpsmanUp88 21

Saturday 30 December 2017 1:33

Did he even finish school? How naive do you have to be to do something so stupid?

almost_there44 26

Saturday 30 December 2017 1:39

The idiot knew. He was just surprised to see that you didn't like it. He must have Googled or read about it in a book because he knew it has something to do with Germany. What a damn mess!

SneezyBear 27

Saturday 30 December 2017 20:00

There's only one scenario I can think of where he didn't know. The idiot asked the internet what tattoo he should get to honour his German heritage, and the internet responded. And the idiot didn't do any further research. That's the only situation I can imagine where this tattoo was a result of sheer stupidity/ignorance and not malice.

acmariner99 25

Saturday 30 December 2017 1:53

Either our education has fallen that far or he is a complete and utter moron.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Saturday 30 December 2017 1:54

How did he not know?! How did no one warn him? And why was the tattoo artist okay with it?

kazekai8 11

Saturday 30 December 2017 2:07

Oh dear god at this point most people should know what that means just avoid Jewish people for a while unless you want an angry mob of people chasing after you

manb91uk 22

Saturday 30 December 2017 2:18

They say it’s really difficult when a child discovers they’re smarter than their parents, it must be pure agony when a parent learns they spawned a spanner...