Still better than the Emoji movie

By probablydodgedabullet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Wollongong

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a text message consisting solely of emoticons. FML
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Welshite 39

:( I'd add more, but that seems most appropriate for this situation.

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Comments

squidgy787 22

While I'm sorry for your pain, my curiosity is beyond aching to see what this looked like. OP, please copy and paste it in a response to this FML!

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xxrogerthatxx 19

He won, that's so effin creative! Sorry for your loss tho

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CynePhoba 23

Respect for someones feelings is better than 'creativity' so no. He did not "win".

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ElricMustang 23

If that ever happens to you, just remember that they win because it was creative.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

Lol^^ sorry, guess I'm a little inconsiderate

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israelnotjacob 20

Anyone who breaks up via text message is a total coward and not worth the time of day. Your life is actually better now I assure you.

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perdix 29

There's an emoticon for a dump truck? Or is it the Emoji smiling pile of shit?

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Folly_fml 12

Must've been impressive, and depressing.

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AntiPrude 26

What a *******. Be glad you're not associated with the retard anymore.

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mein_blut69 15

:( Could've been worse OP. He could've w3 n33d t0 s33 0th3r p0epl3. See always a bright side to everything

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RedPillSucks 31

You spelled pe0p13 wrong ;-/

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mein_blut69 15

Thank you for missing the point.

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JazNim17 18

Or, he could have said "wE nEeD tO sEe OtHeR pEoPlE." That always drove me crazy.

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