Stoooooop!

By emancipate my ass - 24/07/2016 04:02

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Today, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. FML
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stayydomii 21

OP you gotta get your confidence up. People find it sexy. As for your dad, hopefully karma comes for him soon...

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gigiskye 20

It's better to be single asf and desperate then a cheater.

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kappachino3 6

Well I mean if he looks like a troll, wouldn't you do too? Genetics and all...

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TAntobella 14

You seem much better than him OP

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clawstrophobic 15

Well, since your dad knows a lot more than you do about dating, maybe ask him for advice

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Alorithan 16

I like that to you, it's easier to get laid than to get a date.

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dragoongirl90 34

You're over 18. You don't need to be emancipated.

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gamer338 3

confidence and charm bud. cheaters suck but they are also usually the best at it

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lazyaf2000 7

Yo you can do it! Trust me I was super nervous around girls but all you have to do is ask them question... Don't talk about yourself and always have an extra question in reserve just in case you can't think of another one fast enough

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