Stop it already

By soccer8goalie - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Parkersburg

Today, I was punched in the face because my uncontrollable hiccups were "annoying". FML
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asapp78 16

You should have hit them back & blamed it on your uncontrollable muscle spasms...

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Nyx7 24

Wow cuz people totally love having hiccups, I'm sorry :(

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Koizumiii 23

I hate hiccups but I wouldn't punch someone for something they can't control...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Hiccups are annoying, but I think it's safe to say they're worse for those who have them instead of those who just have to hear someone hiccup.

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wratty11 17

Haven't you heard? A punch in the face is the best cure for hiccups these days, he was only trying to help.

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fsomelife 26

What's with the violence against hiccupers lately? Next thing you know, hiccups kick-ups will be the new "solution"

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thatnucca 36

I wished you had the power to transfer your annoying hiccups to him via a punch of your own... Smdh

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PerditaDessa 38

I wonder if it were a stranger or if you have a friend who has secretly wanted to punch you for quite some time now and finally had some sort of excuse.

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PoisonOrchid 21

I was wondering that too. Maybe OP is the 'Karen' of his group of friends and someone decided to capitalize on the opportunity.

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schhichick 14

Karen from Mean Girls? I think you mean Regina...

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Googolman 29

Well, hopefully the punch scared the hiccups away...?

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sjbartholome 14

Let me guess, they were completely surprised when your hiccups didn't stop. Stupid People!

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LittleMissShadow 16

Gee that sucks OP. I'm sorry that person is an asshole.

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