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By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 18:00

Today, I abandoned my wife at a family party when her sister's husband cornered me and began telling me about his amputee fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 22:00

Today, during a family visit, my wife pulled me into the bedroom and told me to talk dirty to her, while there was a risk of being caught. It's her kink, not mine. Her sister must have overheard us because I woke up in hospital. She thought I was secretly abusive and brained me with my own walking cane. FML

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By earplugsplease - 16/05/2013 16:16 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 02:00

Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML

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By Milly - 17/04/2025 03:00 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I complained to my girlfriends that my husband constantly wants me to explore his disgusting perversions, like making me call him "Daddy" or putting me on a leash. They all started discussing all the nasty things they'd let my husband do, then said he should find a sidepiece who's "less boring." FML

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Comeback

By Pinsky - 20/09/2021 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By LifeSucks - 17/11/2018 05:00

Today, I came home to an empty house. I found a note from my wife telling me she was bisexual and found love in a woman. I FaceTimed my sister to tell her about it, and who do I see with her? My wife. FML

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AzraelAngelus 15

Wednesday 3 August 2022 18:39

Completely understandable

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 August 2022 20:27

Did you abandon her to hear the amputee fetish rant or to escape it? It's not so clear.

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AzraelAngelus 15

Wednesday 3 August 2022 18:39

Completely understandable

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 August 2022 20:27

Did you abandon her to hear the amputee fetish rant or to escape it? It's not so clear.

spinningrecords 14

Wednesday 3 August 2022 21:39

Is your wife an amputee?

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 3 August 2022 23:42

Sounds like the right move!

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