Poopoo peepee, Weird and Miscellaneous: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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blackdoritos 7

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:51

Did you at least say thank you

Shawn2095 18

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:50

You can tell a lot about someone by their person hygiene & bathroom etiquette.

Comments

Enslaved 36

Thursday 20 November 2014 23:08

I'm so glad women have private stalls. I can't imagine peeing in front of a stranger in an open room.

Ashd09 30

Thursday 20 November 2014 23:58

The bathrooms at my school don't have stalls. I avoid the bathrooms at my school.....

feven 32

Friday 21 November 2014 0:12

^ I'd die

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 21 November 2014 0:40

No stalls? Pissing is one thing, how are you supposed to shit?

Enslaved 36

Friday 21 November 2014 1:41

Or change your feminine hygiene products?

touch_the_sky_77 22

Friday 21 November 2014 5:41

Oh gosh, I would put an "out of order" sign on the door before I went in.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Friday 21 November 2014 13:05

No stalls at all is really unacceptable in any government-funded place (public school) or a private school where people pay ridiculous money and should get their money's worth in basic facilities. Why don't you all write a letter and a petition and send it to the principle and then to the public school board? Our stalls were wonky, tilted, warped, graffitied to hell, most without locks... but NO stalls, unless it's a single-toilet room where you can lock the door, is absolutely unacceptable by any standard - for girls AND boys!

stryder9090 28

Thursday 20 November 2014 23:10

I bet that dude would hook up with his buddy's ex, too.

MrConcise 34

Thursday 20 November 2014 23:18

The real question is if he would even wait for them to break up.

quickit 24

Thursday 20 November 2014 23:10

Should've told him to piss off.

ifoundwaldo123 12

Thursday 20 November 2014 23:11

Well that would be extremely uncomfortable..

salespeople123 6

Thursday 20 November 2014 23:18

Then he be like: Why don't you take a ******* complement

AriettaX 15

Thursday 20 November 2014 23:24

maybe you play defense for football and he was commenting on your sack in the last game :) like sacked the quarter back!

christian_slate 16

Thursday 20 November 2014 23:26

You were using a toilet. He was using the urinal. Was the stall door not closed? If so, YDI.

kerstileann 26

Friday 21 November 2014 3:18

You're a ******* idiot. A urinal IS a toilet.

Compgeek1996 5

Friday 21 November 2014 20:40

No. The post said US. Toilets and urinals are different things here. When using a public men's bathroom, you piss in the urinal and shit in the toilet. Unless you want to just piss in the toilet. Just don't shit in the urinal. It sounds like there were either no walls, the walls were too sort, or this guy was freakishly tall.