Health, Bodyshaming and Love: Subtle - FML

Subtle

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:28

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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Same thing different taste

By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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I'm getting there!

By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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Baby Got Back

By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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katie_bby 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:49

elbow him during a herpes commercial.

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:12

#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

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FOX12013 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:06

ah that's low. even for a joke. lol

icare217 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:44

You're beautiful.

carpe_noctemgrl 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 7:16

I'd of dumped my drink in his crotch and walked out!

MetalFish 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:36

why throw up on him? Just laugh at his c*ck and then you're even.

_Peppermint_ 34

Friday 10 September 2010 7:55

omg I loled so hard I cried

baby_gore 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:39

dump him!!!

SadinSherman 16

Monday 25 October 2010 13:55

What a jerk

kitkatt978 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:10

he's just caring about your health maybe?

lkrunner101 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:49

I hate how ppl complain that they're fat. if it really bothers u enough to post it on XML do something about it

VivaLaColdplay 27

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:58

Well.. At least he cares about you. :)

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