Transportation: Supply chain issues

Supply chain issues

By Kramer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out that driving for 2 weeks on 3/4 of a tank doesn't mean my truck magically got more efficient, it means my gas gauge is broken. FML

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ZiivaZephyr 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 16:05

Aaah Canada. You make me proud somedays

PlaySpades 21

Thursday 16 February 2012 16:04

How could you not notice it never moving...?

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Kre8iveN8ive 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 6:39

Your kind will eventually die-off if we figure out a way to stop you from spawning...

ginnyxgorewhore 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 3:42

No shit sherlock..

ya_momma 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 6:14

Lol silly canadians.

Euronymous93 29

Tuesday 2 July 2013 0:12

That sucks, OP! I hope your truck's fuel gauge can be repaired soon.

Helpfulman 17

Saturday 15 February 2014 21:06

You're ******* stupid OP.

WorldClassFvckUp 13

Sunday 17 January 2016 19:40

Embarrassingly enough, this sounds like something I'd do.

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Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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Today, I located my birth dad and asked him why I was put into care. Turns out my mom died, and since he hadn’t wanted me in the first place, he just gave me away and hoped to never see me again. He didn’t even invite me in, he threw a beer at me and threatened to call the cops unless I left. FML

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Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year-old boy, and an 19 month-old girl. I was chasing them around the house, having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change, the 3 year-old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

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Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML

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Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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Today, to get back at me for our recent breakup, my ex put a "9/11 was an inside job!" bumper sticker on my car. I work for the government in New York City, and I just got a text saying that my manager wants to talk to me. FML

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Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML

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