By Jamie - 11/11/2018 05:00 - United States
Same thing different taste
Odd reason, but OK
By firedsucks - 20/03/2021 17:01
Cough up
By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 11:00
By crazytown - 10/04/2014 15:50 - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto
By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego
By epicgamer - 13/09/2016 02:55 - United States - Fremont
By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 23:18 - United States
By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States
The betrayal
By DoubleXed - 20/07/2022 04:00 - United States
Nice to know
By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
Top comments
Comments
Tell your manager the truth. Get some sticker remover. It is sold at car parts stores. Sorry your ex is a jerk.
Which "truth?"
Goo Gone is great stuff.
“They” want you to stop telling the truth. So, are you MIHOP or LIHOP?
I hope the outcome doesn't turn into the other work FMLs where the OP gets fired for something that's not his/her fault.
Sounds like breaking up with the ex was a very wise move. What an asshole.
So? Did he ccome clean and told you the truth about 9/11?!
walk in stare and say calmly "the bumper sticker was an inside job"
Unless it's a city car, or used on the job, your boss should have no say over your bumper stickers anyway.
Keywords
Tell your manager the truth. Get some sticker remover. It is sold at car parts stores. Sorry your ex is a jerk.
This should be easily resolved. Surely your manager isn't so stupid that he doesn't realize literally anyone could put a bumper sticker on your car. Although he does work for the government, so maybe....