Supportive and empathetic

By meltdowninrels - 15/08/2014 22:09 - New Zealand - Wellington

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Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
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toxic_walrus 15

Remember that for when she comes crying to you about her boyfriend

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RusticChick 27

Your sister has quite the sense of humor.. lol. Still sorry about the situation though, OP

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drunkmunkey 24

then OP comes back with telling his sister that his ex cheated with his sisters guy... funny sense of humor

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ChaCerCam1 5

she's just saying that she doesn't need to give a **** and isn'going to.

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RusticChick 27

I never stating it was a good sense of humor, nor a bad one for that matter. Just that she had one, maybe an interesting one. I found it somewhat humorous. Rude, but still humorous.

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miianah1 22

Lol yeah, OP should look on the bright side. I thought he was going to say that his sister told him she was the "other woman"

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_parth 20

Can't go to sisters for that matter. Sisters always hate girlfriends

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JRT98 12

Not true, my sister thought my last girlfriend was pretty cool...

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killerdana 19

Maybe she knew her brothers girlfriend was shady and tried to tell him but he didn't listen. That happened with my brother and when he came to me complaining about his gf cheating on him I did my "I told you so" dance

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Mads_1234 28

I've hated pretty much every single one of my brother's girlfriends (they were horrible). It just means we care!

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Omegapi197 12

Or he is the type to date b#@*hy user girls. One of my best friends always dates the ahole. There were only so many times I could care when she gave me the sob story over and over.

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tournamentdecide 33

This is FML, a website where we are allowed to say bitchy. It is a lot easier on the eyes than what you put.

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adkim78 17

Do that next time she comes to you for moral support and see how she likes it

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Kyle1dc 17

#7 You know what they say, revenge is a dish best served cold.

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ChaCerCam1 5

she won't be able to get in a relationship if she's that big of a bitch.

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toxic_walrus 15

Remember that for when she comes crying to you about her boyfriend

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GlasgowSneer 13

IF she has a boyfriend. I couldn't picture she does.

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Axel5238 29

She may have seen Op's gf showing behavior that it wasn't a surprise or she could be someone that contributes to textsfromlastnight or at has stuff contributed about them.

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ThePaperDragon 31

What an interesting sense of humor! A bit dark for my taste, but interesting nonetheless.

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mld4657 28

Lmao sorry your girlfriend broke up with you op but your sister is funny

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gramirez23 9

It's because he didn't keep calm and slap that ass ?

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Marie54321 19

Sisters don't typically give a **** about what happens in their brothers lives so now you know to never go to her for moral support ever again

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more4me 27

Hey don't put all sisters in the same basket ! Just because OPs sister is a bitch doesn't mean everyone else is.

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stargirl_95 24

Actually most sisters are decent human beings who do care about their siblings. OPs sister was just being a bitch

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HarleyQuinn1996 8

I give a **** about my brother's life. Especially his love life. He's my baby brother, if he ever came to me and told me his girlfriend cheated on him, I would be in jail for murder, and possibly assault

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HarleyQuinn1996 8

Compared to the other things I've threatened to do to people who do something to my little brother, I would say that's mild.

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