By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
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eggjuggler 0

Wow. Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you as a neighbor now.

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ohthebloodygore 16

Why would you do that? Are you idiotic, how were you sure they were even honking at you?

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Freeze_fml 16

I'm not an idiot and I didn't do that. :(

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joce445 0

The person wasn't talking about you, she was talking about the OP.

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lolfylanydi 0

2 mile walk ain't bad at all, less QQ more pewpew, grow some balls and don't assume cause it makes an ass out of u and me

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Freeze_fml 16

My car never broke down. You're crazy.

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eshhayz 0

ydi for not spilling period blood on the road

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MyChemical_fml 0

Ydi for saying beeped not honked :/

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Toxxic_Blackout 0

lmao @ freeze you're hilarious

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korn247 5

lmao!! I wouldn't driven off too. ydi

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Lindahhxd 7

YDI. There's actually nice people out there.

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thorfinntheassri 0

YDI for having your car break down

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YourEvilHero 12

ydi for being not very smart

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Rando77 0

19- I'll slap you with a piece of turkey breast. Ham is too good to be slapped with.

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theFMLwhore5 0

wow, did your brain get stuck on that hill also?! retard..

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BenD0VER 0

47 - Your mom slaps me with her breasts. :D

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lilai1396 0

I think the reason freeze is replying to the insults and comments is because they are under his comment.

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Bear_Flu 0

Oh suck it up, when I was a lad I walked 6 miles uphill to school and then walked 6 miles uphill back home! We skied up one side of the mountain, and then up the other side!

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Brittney_E 0

ydi. what if they were honking cuz they thought u were attractive? nice going ding-dong! now u have a neighbor that hates u.

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Gvfell 9

Props to you for taking irrelevant replies literally.

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joce445 0

Wow, dumb thing to do.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Most people turn around and look to see who the person is before reacting. YDI.

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ilovejonathan13 0

you are so smart.

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eggjuggler 0

Wow. Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you as a neighbor now.

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alexbeathalo2 4

you donkey donk

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bleigh 0

you know what happens when you Assume?! ya I doubt I need to continue on with the cheesy punchline. but seriously, keep it in mind next time :D

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chevyygirl 0

lol good job, ydi for not looking over first..

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