Love and Break-ups: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 01:58

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML

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You deserved it 191

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Time to move on

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 08:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML

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You deserved it 104

Great boyfriend

By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 23:00

Today, I'm 37 years-old and recently out of a job. As my boyfriend refuses to pay more than half the rent as long as I live here, I have no choice but to move back in with my mom, 8 hours away. My boyfriend is quite happy to pay the entire rent as soon as I'm gone. FML

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You deserved it 658

I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 034

You deserved it 138

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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You deserved it 135

It's called being a wage slave

By Anonymous - 10/03/2021 11:01

Today, my new boyfriend told me he has no interest in being a dad, never has, never will, so the first time I ask him for any sort of help with my son he’s out the door. I'd dump his ass, but my mum just died so I have nowhere to go, and literally cannot afford both rent and food without his wage. FML

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You deserved it 701

By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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You deserved it 2 592

Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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You deserved it 3 615

It's not me, it's you

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 14:01

Today, my boyfriend of the last 2 years, who is suicidal and heavily depressed, left me because he thinks I "deserve better". Not to mention I was his best friend, therapist, mother and girlfriend all in one. He left me with rent due in a week and all other expenses because he couldn’t take care of me in return. FML

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You deserved it 221

Time to move on

By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 15:00

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML

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You deserved it 146

And yet you have phone? Curious Andy

By Nostalgia - 08/09/2021 20:01

Today, I packed up to get ready to move to my boyfriend’s. I just graduated high school and I don’t get along with his mom, but I have no other choice of living. I was supposed to move in with his family tomorrow but now his mom won’t let me. It was last minute, and I’m basically homeless. FML

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You deserved it 344

Hangryko 29

Monday 13 December 2021 3:55

If he's on the lease, you can sue him for being in arrears.

IHaveThePower 16

Monday 13 December 2021 3:10

I sincerely hope you can find someone else who's worth your time, and loves all of you. That guy sounds like trash, and you deserve better.

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IHaveThePower 16

Monday 13 December 2021 3:10

I sincerely hope you can find someone else who's worth your time, and loves all of you. That guy sounds like trash, and you deserve better.

Hangryko 29

Monday 13 December 2021 3:55

If he's on the lease, you can sue him for being in arrears.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 December 2021 4:53

Was it really a surprise? Had he been interested in marriage and babies a few hours before? You should sue your ex-boyfriend for his share of the rent until your lease is up.

LiquIDMeow 6

Monday 13 December 2021 21:19

Next time ur animal instinct for crotchgoblin kicks in - shut up before the next bf leaves

core01 30

Tuesday 14 December 2021 5:16

Scream it louder, earlier. Weed 'em out fast.

Schm17ty 1

Monday 6 November 2023 23:35

Anyone who can’t break up compassionately doesn’t deserve a partner. Talk to the exes before dating if possible. The situation sucks but it would have sucked worse if you’d already been married or had kids. Dodged a bullet.