Love, Friends and Surprise: Surprised?

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By neverbeensurprised - 14/08/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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Fake news!

By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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You deserved it 202

By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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You deserved it 123

Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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You deserved it 462

By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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You deserved it 166

By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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I don't need to see this

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 06:32 - India - Kaul

Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML

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You deserved it 329

Love Hurts

By Anonymous - 30/08/2017 03:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML

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Poke_my_mon 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:06

Nah yo, I agree with you. That shit is suspicious.

Squidipus 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:25

To all the people saying she needs to trust . . . How many FML's on here are about people trusting their significant others, only to be royaly ****** over by them? You never can tell what a person is going to do, and suspicious behavior should be questioned.

Comments

starberries 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:06

How would you find out how often they are texting each other?

rizzosierra 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 7:16

she's lying

raaachel12345 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:24

she could be lying...

Leftieswillrule 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:21

you've NEVER been surprised before? that's surprising...

Anjali_Daniel 2

Monday 11 July 2011 12:36

This looks suspicious. If i were you, i would not have believed her and dumped my boyfriend.

korrupt777 1

Sunday 18 September 2011 18:08

Someones gullible

replik_fml 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:51

jealous bitches everywere

xoamy906 25

Sunday 29 July 2012 8:27

YDI for not trusting both of them.

CosMicShelle 5

Saturday 18 August 2012 14:33

My roommate was obvious about when my then-boyfriend (now husband) did that for me, and I was obvious that I figured it out. I always figured out surprises from him; he wasn't good at keeping a secret. But he did get good enough to totally surprise me when he proposed! I never saw it coming. So there will be another surprise!