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By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 119

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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You deserved it 175

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By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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You deserved it 112

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By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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You deserved it 140

By ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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You deserved it 12 877

By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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pleasetryagain 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:18

She wasn't making a statement. She was being an irrational idiot.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:07

ouch...FYL Lesson learned: NEVER intervene when your parents are fighting!!

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:07

ouch...FYL Lesson learned: NEVER intervene when your parents are fighting!!

slasher29 0

Friday 14 August 2009 21:24

sometimes it's worth it, but anyway op, fyl that your parents were fighting in front of you and that you hurt yourself. hope everything works out and that hurt them enough to calm down. btw, most plates are ceramic. and "things started to get really heated" nice peice of innuendo there

Bucinka 5

Saturday 15 August 2009 17:44

@52: I think it's a fake, too (who says "now has a throbbing foot with shards of glass" when they could be at the ER?), but be aware that a) ceramic can also cut you, if the shards are the right shape; and b) there is such a thing as a glass plate. I have many of them in my kitchen.

RuralNinja 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:08

They're gunna get divorced, nothing you can do to change it.

lolwatlol 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:54

And its all his fault

sockergurl916 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:08

hahahahahahahaha sorry that probably hurt but it made me laugh

NGM_47 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:12

Did you at least go to the hospital? And yes, FYL!

ithoughtuwasdead 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:12

sue that bitch.

hecuva 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:16

Just think of it this way, would have put a quick stop to the arguement, well done :)

pleasetryagain 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:18

She wasn't making a statement. She was being an irrational idiot.

addictinsane 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:30

agreed.

dawg20_4 0

Friday 16 July 2010 1:57

exactly

lo1337a 1

Friday 14 August 2009 16:19

You need to see a doctor, immediately. What the **** are you doing on FML?!

rberry_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:08

lolol I cracked up at your comment

Trooth 13

Friday 14 August 2009 16:30

Oh man that sucks!! I feel bad for you because I know the feeling of going in to break up a fight. But I've never gotten physically hurt from doing it. Oh and I agree with #9

SimpleSimon 0

Friday 14 August 2009 16:33

There's still glass in your foot and you're writing all about it on here rather than seeking medical advice? You're either exaggerating or stupid... A for your mum... She should have been socialised better when she was young.