Sucks to suck

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
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mercilessadi 0

Today,while entering the bus,I saw a very fat gal sittin on a *****. I got jealous and made a sad face. Seeing me cry she took the ***** out of her ****** and put in her mouth. She stood up for me so that I can sit n finger my dick(oh I forgot to tell am bisexual). I laughed n said to her ha u suck good. She then sucked the driver instead of me. Fml Yah all u fackas bury me Bury me deep n I feel burt for u

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HahaYDI 0

Spammer aka #8 I actually do care if he is number 1. I also think that you are just jealous because you are number 8 and not number 1

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congratz13 2

#84 No, not everyone is fighting to be the first commenter. It's entirely probable that #8 just thought it was stupid that they had to announce being first, and told them that it really isn't that big of an accomplishment. @ OP I hit "fyl" but Hahahaha that was awesome!

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teehee520 0

Lol, that's funny but at least you still did the right thing.

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The_Chuck_Norris 0

woman are woman, God made that way....now where's my sandwich

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mekeskidi_fml 0

You did the right thing giving your seat to an elder woman. But the next time, if it happens again, you should fart (or at least simulate a big loud fart), or cough or sneeze to her face.

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StingMunFizzy 0

Shut up 24788.. Just by that I know you have no respect for women what-so-ever

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Kiwi_Splash 0

You can't speak for the whole female race because you don't have the right :)

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m_estes09 3

Hey kiwi_splash, since when is women a race?

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Pastor_Rich 0

what a little old bitch, she didn't have to rub it in

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null_fml 11

I agree with this. Where I'm from, an old person can't even get NEAR a bus without three or four people standing up. Okay that might be a slight exaggeration, but seriously I've never seen an old person have to stand.

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CountryGirl111 7

agreed...where im from its just respectful to offer your seat to any elder not to mention just the right thing to do

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NeatNit 32

Where I'm from it's not... still, I try to notice and get up when I see someone. One time I think I offended someone... She wasn't too old, just her 40s-50s of her life. I just believe we should respect our elders, even if the age difference isn't huge. I mean, she's my parents' she. She obviously took it the wrong way but she wasn't mean about it. She just blushed and took the seat unconformably, embarrassed. I felt guilty that day.

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NGM_47 0

Tip: NEVER look into an old lady's eyes, they play tricks on your mind!

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NeatNit 32

They have a lifetime of experience ;)

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Antivirus_fml 0

Elderly Woman FTW!

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catriona_cd 0

bloody victorians :) your suppose to stand and give her the seat without waiting hahaha come to think i heard they were going to try to fine ppl who didnt do that down there. Jeff Kennetts responsible, for everything that goes wrong (from the song "Bloody Jeff).

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