Students and Miscellaneous: Take the L

Take the L

By JPPUDLY - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Gatos

Today, I had to create a perfect society in English class; the best society has their grade go up a full letter. After tons of preparation and thinking, I lost to an island made only of cheese. FML

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Harpy20 24

Wednesday 12 December 2012 8:54

Teacher was obviously hungry. Or from Wisconsin.

zepher93 7

Wednesday 12 December 2012 8:52

How cheesy.

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fantasyworld 37

Monday 12 January 2015 21:00

Cheese is pretty good.

ameilapond13 7

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:13

that's stupid wouldn't the cheese go bad?

everythingelena 28

Tuesday 1 December 2015 19:29

an island of cheese sounds cool....except that you'd be screwed if it was like 110°F out

Anthonest_fml 9

Friday 25 December 2015 1:23

of course you did.

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