Birthday, Lonely and Gifts: Taking the piss

Happy birthday, OP! You were alone and as crappy that is at least no one ruined it. Trust me when I say the latter is way worse; I've had all of mine ruined so far.

missyfiona89 28

Saturday 26 July 2014 22:37

For what's worth, happy birthday OP.

fsomelife 26

Saturday 26 July 2014 23:37

Happy Birthday! May the coming year be full of good friends and empty of piss tests :)

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:04

It's hard times for a lot of people out there, count your blessings

zandalee 19

Sunday 27 July 2014 0:30

Happy Birthday OP! Make this year your best yet and go out and do something to bring some lovely friends into your life.

xSalashawty 30

Sunday 27 July 2014 1:37

Happy birthday~

Kozmotis 8

Sunday 27 July 2014 3:39

It's my birthday too. Happy birthday, my twin!

more4me 27

Sunday 27 July 2014 8:48

Welcome to adulthood, sorry to say, where birthdays can become totally meaningless and un memorable. Sorry !

alicat13 12

Sunday 27 July 2014 11:11

Did you piss everyone else off?

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Today, thanks to too many true crime podcasts and shows, my wife has lost her marbles. She now insists we use code names for our kids while out in public, so that no predators will hear their real names and follow us home to kidnap them. She’s completely serious. FML

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Today, my boyfriend got mad at me and told me to untag him in a picture I posted of us on Facebook. Apparently his girl best friend saw the photo and got upset with him because he never told her about our relationship. She’s no longer speaking to him and he blames me. We’ve been dating for 7 months. FML

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Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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Today, my mom texted me to let me know that my wife and I are no longer allowed to visit her house together, because she doesn’t want it to appear like she’s OK with queer relationships, but she’s OK if we visit one at a time because she still wants to see our son. FML

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Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to admit to my partner that occasionally when feeling I'm depressed, I binge eat until my stomach hurts. His response? "We can't financially afford you doing that." I guess finances mean more to him than my mental health. FML

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Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

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Today, my friend drove up a parking lot and I unbuckled my seatbelt as soon as we were parked. He then suddenly saw a better spot right in front and moved his car. When I got out, a police officer approached me, saying I wasn't wearing my seatbelt. I was fined for that. FML

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