Birthday, Lonely and Gifts: Taking the piss

Happy Birthday OP! Don't feel bad, my birthday always gets forgotten about too, i always tease my wife about that. I even forget it most of the time until a few days after it has past.

Sam_A16_ 6

Saturday 26 July 2014 13:28

Sorry about out that OP. Happy Birthday

joemud 13

Saturday 26 July 2014 13:29

That sucks sorry op!

CurlyQute 17

Saturday 26 July 2014 13:35

Happy Birthday!

hxnnxh 14

Saturday 26 July 2014 13:36

But on a brighter note, you also got a published fml out of it! Better luck next year OP!

dnice1864 18

Saturday 26 July 2014 14:31

Happy Birthday op!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 26 July 2014 14:33

It's a start you have all our sympathy and birthday wishes...and where I am the day just started it may pick up (:

Taylor22294 24

Saturday 26 July 2014 14:34

No worries. Keep living your life. It's not about what people give you. Another year living is a prize itself.

Dcm210 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 14:37

Since when do you have to pay for that? I assume you had a piss test for a job? I hope everything works in your favor and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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